Hamtramck haggis
take a recently excised colon of a hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the scottish dish.
“you really screwed up that deal: you’re going to have to eat the hamtramck haggis for that one…”
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