Han Shot First
references star wars (aka starwars iv: a new hope)
1.) stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.
in the original version of the movie, in the alien smuggler’s bar, han solo shoots the alien bounty hunter greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.
in the “special edition” some badly cut-together rehash has greedo shooting at han twice and missing from point blank range.
“i saw it all go down! this giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him…”
“oh come on man… han shot first.”
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