hand ban


a ban issued following irresponsible use of one’s hands, often involving tickling.

requires the culprit to keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the ban.
“arrrrrrrgggggghhhh stop tickling meeeeeee, that’s it you’ve got yourself a hand ban”

“watch yourself girl, that’s a formal warning. next time you’ll find yourself with a hand ban”

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