hand banana

a character from aqua teen hunger force.
a banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however hand banana is a manipulative -n-l rapist.

hand banana: ‘all i like is ball… and good… and rape’

hand banana: ‘tonight…you’

hand banana: ‘looks like your basting that turkey over there. mind if i slip in and take the temperature?’
a character in the show aqua teen hunger force that only appeared in the episode “hand banana”. he would usually rape carl on a regular basis throughout the episode.

episode plot: frylock genetically engineers a dog for meatwad using the “make your own dog 1.0” software, carl’s pool, and master shake’s hand dna. meatwad names the dog “hand banana”. the dog seems to be most interested in raping carl. hand banana can speak so that his words are heard only by carl, who is immediately unnerved by hand banana’s clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, “tonight. you.” since hand banana’s speech cannot be heard by frylock, master shake, or meatwad — to them, hand banana plays the guileless, capering pup — carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.

carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. he names it “the enforcer”, though it prefers the name “spaghetti”. he orders spaghetti to rape hand banana, but spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes carl along with hand banana. it turns out later in the episode that the software “make your own dog 1.0” is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner’s family (in this case, hand banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to b-tter up to master shake).
some hand banana quotes:

“tonight, you.”

“yeah, i’m just a dog.”

“all i know is ball, and good…and rape”
a bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked -sses in compromising positions in many backyards across new jersey.

if you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you’re willing to “back that up”; always say no.
“handbanana no! get off my -ss!”
a banana for your hand. aka p-n-s, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.
“this is not your father’s nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests.”
one who uses soiled toilet paper for a kleenex
that hand-banana just mopped up his snot with some sh-t paper
a cooler way to say “banana”
mom-“son, would you like a banana?”
son- “sure, i’ll go get a hand banana.”
a rapist
basil bergblatstein is a notorious hand banana.