joppe van den berg
joppe van den berg is the most awesome dude in the history of human kind. you think you can find someone that is more awesome, smart, handsome and legendary (and awesome hair)? good luck with that. not only is joppe van den berg a master of legendarieness, he is also the best tennis player in his country and beyond. he’s just to legendary!
“wow, who’s that awesome legend walking there?”
“o, you don’t know? he’s the most awesome person in the world…his name is joppe van den berg”
“yeah, i guess i can tell. he’s so cool!”
“in fact, joppe van den berg is cool and beyond!”
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