hand-burgler
when you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. only then to be startled by a b-m giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steel the cheeseburger off your chest.
hey man! give me back my cheeseburger right now! wait, get back here and finish what you started, you hand-burgler!
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