hand hula hoop
a hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)
also used as an ‘ok’ signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.
the game:
if you are able to coax a player – without moving you hand directly into their line of sight – to look directly at you ‘hoop’, they are a ‘d-ck’. (see p-n-s)
if they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the ‘hooper’ is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat asap. (see loser)
victors of this game are often called weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a c-mbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
hooper – ‘dude, seen that?’
victim – ‘you dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.’
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