Hand Job From God
when you haven’t been touching your p-n-s enough, g-d steps in and helps you out. also known as “wet dream”
i woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from g-d. i really need to get laid, or jerk off more.
or
guy1: yea i got lucky last night
guy2: your hand doesn’t count
guy1: got a handjob from g-d, just gotta do laundry now.
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