Hand Job Soup
hand job soup; when a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his c-m in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
guy: yo bro whats up?
bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.
guy: yo say what? cooking on your couch?
bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.
guy: ahh man i was busy making hand job soup all last week for my b-tch to eat ahhhahaha!
another name for hamburger helper according to the iphone
i’m going to the kitchen to make handjob soup for dinner.
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