hand molester

1. feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. the act of molesting someone else’s hand to show affection
3. touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.
“did you see him at the party? he is such a hand molester!”

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