hand-mouth dyslexia


noun: a condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one’s fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.
samuel said, “seeya at five,” but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.

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