Hand Pants


to cover one’s cruch with your hand. usually for taking a move demure selfy, or for emergensy use when pantsed.
the lower companion to the handbra. goes great with a hairbra
the lower companion to the handbra.
“if your too shy, s-xt me a handpant”
cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. hot pads.
ned: “sh-t man, this pan is hot!”
joel: “yo dude, utilize these hand pants.”

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