hand-pump
when somebody who doesn’t have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand
ever since chris’s girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.
matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.
hand-pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and no-tensions as well.
background – dan brown
an insult presumably meaning ‘w-nker’ or ‘laurajean’
”can i have a bong dan”, ”f-ck off you hand pump”
discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite s-x by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do ch-r-s or give them flowers! the 21st century version of a kiss!
dave is the hand-pump king
jerking off, in quick motions.
hey delilah, have you seen tim?
ya, he’s just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.
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