hand substitute


1. when a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. v-g-n- or p-n-s
tom: after masturbating for 30 years i think its time to find a hand subst-tute.
jerry: maybe you shouldn’t be a 40 year old virgin

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