Hasbrouck Heights High School
from any student: a place where drugs are circulated and sold like peanuts at a mets game. anybody can buy them, and because the middle and high school are connected and they middle schoolers and high schoolers constantly cross paths, drugs are even sold to middle schoolers. the teachers are inexperienced and suck, and they have to teach to a cl-ss of druggies with there heads on their desks. kids from other towns are always int he school selling and having “a good time.” on the same subject, there are at least two pregnant girls in every junior and senior cl-ss. the principle and superintendent just lock themselves in their office and pretend that nothing is happening and throw tax dollars at the situation to try to fix it. loser school, loser town. most kids go to other schools like bergen tech, bergen catholic, don bosco, or other high schools, but still follow the same loser parallel journeys that heights kids follow. a complete sh-thole!
“hey dude, i was totally wasted last night”
“hey, wanna drink some beers in the locker room?”
“p1 “hey, wanna go to the hasbrouck heights heights high school football game and smoke some pot?”
p2 “no, i hear tony has some good blunts and we can smoke them behind his house by hasbrouck heights high school”
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