hand-to-cock resuscitation


a medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the p-n-s using their hands.
jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. realising how much pain he was in, nurse flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-c-ck resuscitation

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