Handblownjob
an event where:
1) you are given a handjob
2) the person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown gl-ss.
3) you are given a bl-wj-b-
-during the bl-wj-b, the gl-ss maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.
mark: “man, i just got a handblownjob!”
dave: “nice, can i see it?”
mark: “sure!”
-hands gl-ss-
dave: “this is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail.”
mark: “i know, right?!”
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