a euphemism used to describe a kid who is an attention demanding jerk and allowed to behave badly wherever she goes. she wields control the over family while her parents do nothing to discourage it, in fact they may beam with pride over the behavior and even find it adorable. (see also: feisty, sparkplug, firecracker, pistol)
my 10-year old is such a feisty little firecracker, isn’t she? she’s the baby of the family and can be a real handful.
rough unit of measurement for the female breast. often utilized when proposing the cutoff point at which larger br–sts should no longer be considered more desirable than smaller ones – the ideal between too small and too large. there are three main schools of thought: that more than a handful (an apple) is a waste, that more than two handfuls (a cantaloupe) is a waste, or that more than three handfuls (a melon) is a waste.
-more than a handful is a waste. any bigger, and they’re less perky, and get saggy with age.
-nah, too small. the best t-ts have you c-mming buckets when you f-ck them, but aren’t so big that they’re much longer than they are wide. two handfuls is perfect.
-if i can’t completely smother my d-ck between a pair of t-ts, they’re too small. three handfuls is best.
more than eight (8) of any objects, picked up in a hand.
dave: goddammit, i said a handful of marshmallows, not 8!!
the number five on a scorecard
“what’d you get on that last hole?”
the swift grabbing of another boy’s pectoral muscle, the male t-tty. not necessarily confined to men, but its more funny that way. can be used in multiple contexts
“dude, gimme a handful!”
“no, get offffffff me!”
“lets go handfulling tonight!”
“i handful–ssaulted that dude in cl-ss today”
used to describe t-st-cl-s of quite decent size.
sarah: so, are his big, small, what? like, golf ball sized, or ping pong b-lls?
jane: i don’t know about all that, but they’re a good handful.
an indescribable feeling. or feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere. i’m totally glarphing right now. yeah man, senior year will do that to you.
the most bad-ss name on the face of the earth. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a dude named markevious, he will most likely change the way you view life. through excessive use of random words such as “bricks” and “gucci” this man will leave you laughing at hysterical nonsense. phil: “is it […]
the satisfaction of taking a sh-t i just left the bathroom in complete sh-ttifaction
- chief brown
just a straight thug. your hear that clicking chief brown is coming….. run.
- armchair math
how to talk (or bluff) about advanced math topics you never studied before in order to sound “mathematically civilized” in front of strangers. at birthday parties, bob no longer needs to excuse himself, thanks to his new armchair math knowledge he recently acquired—from reading a dozen pop math books he borrowed from the public library.