Handicapped Dragon
win a girl gets a tramp stamp of a dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.
boy1: april showers just got a new tat!
boy2: yeah what is it?
boy1: it’s a tramp stamp of a handicapped dragon!
boy2: why is it handicapped?
boy1: cause it’s only got 3 legs!
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