handifapped


injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated d-ck, etc.
“ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?”

“can’t. i’m handifapped in my card-holding hand”

“aw man, at least now you can use.. handifapped parking. haha come on that was a good one”
the inability to m-st-rb-t- under normal conditions.
simtex cannot m-st-rb-t- by memory or while standing up; he is obviously handifapped.

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