Handjo


a handjob while playing the banjo.
there once was a boy on a train

who pondered the source of his pain

he desired a handjo

but misplaced his banjo

and so his dreams went down the drain
an unsatisfactorily-administered handjob that does not result in an -rg-sm, as it does not arrive at completion.
that girl thought she was doing me a favor, but she really only gave me a handjo.

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