Handjob from Hell
when a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn’t get a response.
rather than slow down or stop, she’ll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she’s about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.
last night i was with my girlfriend, i was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was sh-t.
so instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from h-ll.
the only pleasure i got was when she stopped
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