handjob salad
noun: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
“just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad.”
“i wish we could hang out with beck and josh by themselves. when they’re together it ends up being a real handjob salad.”
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