Handjob Seats
the back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. since they’re often dark and secluded, they’re theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some f-ckwipe.
joe: duuuuuuude we should’ve gotten our tickets way sooner- we’re stuck in the back row.
bob: ha says you – me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
joe: oh yeah? i’m gonna sit in the third row. whatever seat i sit in is the handjob seat.
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