handjobbing


the bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between david cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

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