handjoblin


1. noun. an aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. adjective. describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
jimmy: “bryce, you look pale what happened?”

bryce: “dude, i got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. about tore my d-ck off.”

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