handkerjerk
to get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your c-ck. also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.
bob: why were you so quiet during dinner?
rick: i was getting handkerjerked by lana’s mom!
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