Sneeze Reaction


the time between a sneeze and the first person to say “bless you”. there is usually one person in the crowd with a fast sneeze reaction time that starts off the “bless you” chain reaction where multiple people in the room all say bless the person for sneezing… for some reason.
dave: “ahh chooo”
matt: bless you
4 more people: bless you
dave: d-mn matt that was like a half second sneeze reaction, did you see it coming?
matt: nah, i’m just good.

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