Handle Ears


a pair of ears which are big, much like dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repet-tive motion used in a f-ll-t–. usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, b-tterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
d-mn she’s ugly and she has handle ears.

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