handnanny


a non-gendered term for masturbation.
“i couldn’t get any poonanny tonight but at least i can get unlimited handnanny.”

“wow, i am sore from all that handnanny i got”

“boohoohoo i’m so lonely that i now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny.”

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