Handnex
this is simply the act of using your hand as a kleenex during awkward times where any kind of tissue/toilet paper/paper towel/gum wrapper is nowhere to be found. the handsnot is then wiped on something else, usually one’s sock.
man, i had a cold last weekend at bertha’s parents’ cottage and pulled a handnex right in front of her grandmother. she handed me a used maxi to wipe it on, what a saint.
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