Hands-Free Ejaculation
this is a metaphorical or real -j-c-l-t–n that can occur when you watch or experience something amazing. sometimes caused by a beautiful man or woman, it is more often an occurrence when witnessing something awesome.
the event is strokeless and hands-free.
– also known as a hfe (hiff-ee)
sir 1: “dude… did you see the final fantasy 15 trailer?”
sir 2: “yea… i think i just had a hands-free -j-c-l-t–n i couldn’t control it, it just happened …. there’s a big mess to clean up”
sir 1: “no worries… i had a hfe too, happens to the best of us”
this is a metaphorical or real -j-c-l-t–n that can occur when you watch or experience something amazing. sometimes caused by a beautiful man or woman, it is more often an occurrence when witnessing something awesome.
the event is strokeless and hands-free.
– also known as a hfe (hiff-ee)
sir 1 – “dude… did you see the final fantasy 15 trailer?”
sir 2 – “yea… i think had a hands free -j-c-l-t–n i couldn’t control it, it just happened …. there’s a big mess to clean up”
sir 1 – “no worries… i had a hfe too, happens to the best of us”
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