handshake rape
when someone -sserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
jonah: so man, how did that job interview go?
heath: well i felt pretty good going into it, but then i got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
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