Handsome Bill


being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted s-xual advances from co-workers. so-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one’s pants.
dude, that mike is such a handsome bill, kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

don’t be made because i got the raise instead of you, i’m the handsome bill around here.

don’t even come in here acting like you’re the handsome bill, you haven’t had a date in months.

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