Handsomepants


the way to describe a man who is so very handsome and has such a terrfic b-tt, you cannot help but want to get into his pants.
ie. “check out that bloke over there! he is such a handsomepants”
tight pants worn by metro s-xuals. term given after landing a sweet trick while snowboarding
word up handsomepants way to stomp it!

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