Hang your hat on the muscle hamster


to put on a condom.

the term was originally used in reference to being “all-in” on tampa bay buccaneers running back doug martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. however, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
“you don’t know where that chick has been. better hang your hat on the muscle hamster.”

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