Meat Glove
a self powered handjob using someone else’s hand
deacon d gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-stand refused to go through the motions.
a nice, warm, tight fitting v-g-n-.
have you seen eric’s new girlfriend? yes. she’s hot. i bet she has a sweet meat glove. i would love to get all up in that.
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