hangayver
n. the feeling of disbelief, regret and disorientation experienced upon waking up the morning after a night of clumsy, awkward drunken gay s-x. often accompanied by a sore -sshole and the sour taste of alcohol mixed with seminal fluid, which can also be found in a dried state somewhere on the body, most often the chest, abs or face. other evidence one has a hangayver includes the presence of another guy’s boxers and/or jeans, -n-l lube, more than one used, dirty condom, a towel for “clean up” or the presence of another boy in your bed or showering frantically in your bathroom.
1 — boy #1: “sup bro how was the party last night?”
boy #2: (long pause) “dude i don’t know. i keep remembering wrestling around with some bro.” (another long confused pause). “were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch.”
boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend’s bed) “no… bro what’s with the condoms? did you hook up with a guy??”
boy #2: “whatever man. i gotta sh-t i feel like there’s a tree up my -ss.”
boy #1: “ok dude, whatever. enjoy your hangayver.”
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