hanging by a wedgie
used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarr-ssing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.
this could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn’t have a come back) , physical (getting one’s foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
example one:
“hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?”
“no, sorry dude, i’m tapped out. fiscally, i’m hanging by a wedgie”.
example two:
“dude, i just got pwned by mike. there’s no way i could top that comeback. he’s got me hanging by a wedgie.
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