hanging shelves


going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend’s house for clandestineds-xual activities
my brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend’s house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from home depot. i said “hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??”

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