Hangover ICU
the unfortunate place you find yourself after a real bender. it can your buddy’s couch, your bed, the bathroom floor… it’s where you self-medicate in an attempt to cure your aching head, stop the hurling and take in some fluids.
kevin: “so where the h-ll’s tony? he can’t miss this game, it’s the playoffs!” dave: “oh tony’s in hangover icu, he’s been blowing chunks all day. that dumb-ss finished off the fifth of jack in record time.”
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