Hangover Special
a 2-cheeseburger meal with fries and a c-ke from mcdonalds – pretty much the best food in the world while recovering from bottle flu. stabilizes your stomach and makes you feel a bit more alert and less like you’re dying a slow and painful death. only b-tch of it is that you either have to enlist a friend to get it for you or brave the sunlight and movement to drive yourself.
you: hey man, you want some coffee or something? you look like sh-t after 12 shots of jäger last night.
me: never, ever mention f-cking jäger again, just get me a hangover special before i blow chunks all over your living room.
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