Hank Hill

star of t.v. show on fox “king of the hill” father of bobby hill, husband of peggy hill, son of cotton hill.
hank hill: i sell propane and propane accessories
a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.
dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad
a character from a popular t.v. show called “king of the hill”. he’s a texan who works at a propane co. called strickland propane as a -ssistant manager selling propane and propane accessories.

has a wife name peggy and they have son named bobby. his only child due to his “narrow urethra”

he drives a red pick up truck.

has a neice, luanne .

use to play high school football.

is really born in new york. which he used to be ashamed of.

hank hill quotes

hank: we sell propane and propane accessories.

hank:bobby, if you weren’t my son, i’d hug you

hank: dang it dale. i’m going to kick your -ss.

hank: bawhh!!

hank: i’ll tell ya what…
a popular cartoon t.v. dad on the fx show king of the hill. he lives with his family peggy (wife), bobby (son), ladybird (dog), and luanne (niece) in the fictional texas city of arlen. he is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is american dad. his best friends are dale gribble, bill, and boomhower. hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. his friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often p-ss him off.
hank: dammit dale! i’m gonna kick yer -ss!
me: why does it always have to be about you and -sses? (laughter)
the main character from “king of the hill” who is an -ss kicker.
everybody knows that he can kick your -ss.
hank hill: dang it dale. i’m going to kick your -ss.
main character from the tv show king of the hill. successfully used crack as fishing bait. hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). has an irrational hatred of charcoal and thatherton fuels. drinks as much (if not more) beer as homer simpson and peter griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like homer and peter.
hank hill was born in the ladies room at yankee stadium, not in texas.
a popular cartoon t.v. dad on the fx show king of the hill. he lives with his family peggy (wife), bobby (son), ladybird (dog), and luanne (niece) in the fictional texas city of arlen. he is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is american dad. his best friends are dale gribble, bill, and boomhower. hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
his friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often p-ss him off.
hank: dammit dale! i’m gonna kick yer -ss!
me: hank hill is awesome!

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