Hanky Wank
someone who uses a hanky or handkerchief to m-st-rb-t- themselves. the handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky c-m
guy 1 – i hate it when you have a w-nk and end up c-mming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 – i always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to ‘hanky w-nk’
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