Hanne
an incredibly intelligent person. often fair skin and hair. one of the most loyal and trusting partners one could hope to meet.
he met a hanne at the park the other day, he better not lose her!
a man with freaky looking nipples and looks like he’s a gangster that belongs in the ghetto.
yo check that hannes’s tattoos and that freaky nipples yo! he got me scared!
hannes (verb) meaning:
1. -n-l leakage.
2. a huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. when laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally sh-t yourself.
4. uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a sh-t when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.
hannes a name for a male usually derived from johannes. usually a h-m-s-xual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.
the name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. the personification of player. a hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.
a pathetic sh-t stain on the underwear of society. a psychopath, molester and s-x addict that loves p-rn.
guy1: do you smell that? what is it.. is that… dude did you just hannes!??
guy2: i’m sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.
dude1: last night i caught hannes boinking his own cousin
dude2: that is so sick dude!
pr-nounced ‘hann-us’
1. hannes (verb) – to rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with scandinavian tradition.
2. hannes (noun) – a man who can hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
person a: “he arrived at my house and managed to hannes for the whole weekend!”
person b: “impressive… so we’re out of scotch?”
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