Hansdorpher
just a straight up hustler. you leave anything from your keys to your money out and a hansdorpher will swipe them right from beneath your eyes. sometimes when a hansdorpher gets really desperate they graduate to a ratsdorpher, which is essentially the sc-m of the earth, and hangs out with dirty mike and the boys. in most cases they are communist, and have migrated from poland in search of either bread, or a job, sometimes just a little poon.
i left my innocent daughter in the from yard and a stupid hansdorpher came out and sn-tched her.
anybody want a chew? sure man, f-ck dude you took 6 pouches, your such a f-cking hansdorpher
your really losing it man, stop dangling the figure skaters, your becoming a real ratsdorpher
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