Hansexual
one who is attracted to han alexander, but is also heteros-xual.
boy: hey, you know han alexander from tumblr? she’s h-lla cute.
girl: yeah, she’s so cute. i’d go lesbian for her!
boy: you must be hans-xual.
you become hans-xual when:
a) there’s one person who’s the exception to your s-xual orientation.
b) one person changes your s-xual orientation.
a) i know i’m lesbian but godd-mn, i’d do crazy hans-xual things to brian boitano.
b) ya so megan fox is turning me hans-xual…
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