hanshin tigers


j-panese baseball team based in osaka.
rivals of the tokyo (yomiuri) giants.
they haven’t won the t-tle since 1985.
a sh-t baseball team based in the suburb of osaka, j-pan. more choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

in other words, they’re the j-panese baseball’s answer to the chicago cubs.
history of the hanshin tigers: countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only j-pan series t-tle. they had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the daiei hawks.

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