Hanson-fuck
verb: to lie about a situation or event in order to increase one’s social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
noun: one who lies for the reasons listed above.
origins: those who claim to have slept with a hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
“they wanted to put me on the waiting list, but i totally hanson-f-cked myself a ticket!”
“i wish i could come out tonight, but i have to stay home and feed my cat.” “you’re such a hanson-f-cker.”
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