Hanspan


hanspan is actually going out with
matt lam-bert

this name is obviously short for hannah, but only good ones, who are naughty.
“awww, hanspan u rule, ur so naughty”
1 more definition
a lover of monkeys; often has a boyfriend called gorgish
did you know that hanspan is going out with gorgish?

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